January 2010
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FUCK YOU, DADT.
fujiidom:
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out!
It’s “don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya,” which is sort of ironic given the context.
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From "Not Always Right"
(I’m working as a cashier at a hardware store. A customer comes to my line wearing a floor-length black trench coat, which he is clutching around himself rather suspiciously.)
Me: “Hello, sir, did you find everything alright today?”
Customer: “Would you like to see my bird?” *suggestively nods down toward his jacket*
Me: “Umm, excuse me?”
Customer: “You know, my bird…
(He opens one side of...
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